We were playing Three Little Pigs earlier today, and Peeper was the Big Bad Wolf. After “burning her booty” in the fireplace of the brick house, she came back again and snuck in. Shrike thought to offer the wolf so soup, so we did. Wolfie sat down at the pigs’ table for vegetarian soup, salad and bread.
Then, the wolf said, “I brought along some . . . um . . chicken!”
“Chicken?” asked the pigs.
“Yes. On my way here, I saw some chickens, and since the chicken coop was made of sticks, I thought ‘Why not blow it down?!'”