- What is your ideal age?
When I turned 28, I declared that it sounded like a good age, and I was just going to “stay there.” Then I realized that, around 35, people would start thinking, “Wow, she’s lookin’ pretty rough for 28!” so I gave up on that idea.
To tell you the truth, as completely fucking surreal as it is, so far, 40 is shaping up to be pretty good.
- What is your best excuse for being late?
My most believable excuse is “I ran into traffic” because I drive about 40 miles down the interstate to get to work each day.
My most realistic “excuse” is “I’m a lazy bum and hit the snooze alarm too many times.
My favorite all-around excuse right now, though, is “I’m making a human. What did you do today?”
- If you had to give yourself a nickname what would it be?
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