Warning, graphic images below!
Overheard at Our House, A Few Days Ago
Shrike: When you get home, it may smell like BigGaloot rolled in something dead. There’s a reason for that.
Whozat: Ew, what was it?
Shrike: Well, I know it was a groundhog, because it had a groundhog head, and groundhog feet, but everything in between was unrecognizable.
Overheard at Our House, Yesterday
Shrike: He rolled in the same dead groundhog again. And I think he brought home a leg. It might be in our backyard. So, you know, don’t let them bring anything in.
Whozat: You let him bring it home?!?
Shrike: Well, I wasn’t going to take it away from him!
Spotted On Our Fucking Bed, Today
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Update, Moments Ago
I just let the dogs inside, for the first time after finding and disposing of the body part. Galoot headed straight to the bedroom, and . . .